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You Still Can't Do That On Television
Season - Episode #8
"Truth Everyone else besides Tiffany wear T.R.U.T.H. shirts. Note: Tiffany and Katie are seated at the first two desks. The other four girls (Emily, Becky, Nicole and Kelsey) are seated behind them.
Mr. Schitdler: And today, we continue with the same subject: what is real and TRUE, and what is not? Tiffany, I hope you've studied since yesterday, since you're the next for a pop quiz...So tell me something TRUE.
Tiffany rubs her forehead for a bit, then she replies.
Tiffany: To begin, I know the truth! You are not a real school teacher: You're an actor!
Mr. Schitdler is taken aback at her breaking the 4th wall like that.
Mr. Schitdler: What? Tiffany, are you feeling well today?
Tiffany: The truth is that this is all a TV show! And I am...THE STAR!
Nicole (mumbles to herself): Psh. Hardly
Tiffany: And Katie wasn't lying about the aliens! They ARE coming for us!
Mr. Schitdler: Alright that's enough! Becky, Kelsey, would you two, well, "escort" Tiffany to the dungeon? She seems to have come down with a bad case of interrupting and misbehaving!
Becky and Kelsey walk over to Tiffany's desk. They each grab an arm, and then drag her offscreen.
Tiffany: It's the truth! It's the ONLY truth! None of this is real!.
Katie turns to Nicole, seated next to her, and whispers.
Katie: What was that all about?
Nicole: I slipped some truth serum in her drink earlier, and I think it's starting to work.
Emily leans over travesti istanbul from the other side of Nicole and whispers;
Emily: You really think so? Are you sure she just didn't have an answer and didn't want to get pied so she came up with a clever way to avoid it?
Nicole: I don't know Emily, that seems a little too clever for an idiot like Tiff-
Before she can finish her sentence, smelly horrible GREEN SLIME starts pouring down onto Nicole's head. She groans miserably, slowly tilting her head back as the nasty stuff pours down all over her, letting the viscous slop spill over her face for a brief moment before her head lowers in shame, disappearing under the messy downpour of gross green gunk. Thick chunks pitter patter off her head as the awful stuff continues dumping on her, streams of it cascading down into her clothes and pooling in her lap. Bits of yucky slime splatter off of Nicole's head and land on Emily, who's cringing as she tries to lean out of the way. Kelsey, sitting behind her, gets hit with a few stray globs of slime too. Nicole just pouts and nods slowly, acknowledging her own stupidity as the horrible green crap continues pouring over her. She knows she deserves this, and knows it's extra satisfying for everyone watching because of how much she deserves it. Which makes it all the more humiliating for her. After what feels like forever, the slime finally settles into a trickle and stops, and Nicole is completely covered, having been gunked with a much deserved extra long sliming. Becky can be seen smiling at istanbul travestileri Nicole's comeuppance, and Tiffany pokes her head in from the doorway to tease her as well.
Tiffany: Who's an idiot now Nicole!
Tiffany is quickly yanked back into the hallway and can be heard laughing as she's dragged away.
Nicole angrily scrapes some thick clumps of slime from her face and flings it at the ground in disgust.
Nicole: Yuck.
Mr. Schitdler: Yuck indeed Nicole, and you can expect a lot more yuck when you join Tiffany in the dungeon for messing my classroom up.
Nicole: Awww come on! That's not fair!
Mr. Schitdler: Not another word. Unless you want to tack on some detention to your punishment.
She doesn't. Nicole silently stands up, completely humiliated, covered in gross slime, and sulks as she exits the classroom. The other girls laughing at her misfortune as she walks by and then we...
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2.5 LOCKER ROOM:
Inside the girl's locker room, a white tile floor, a wooden bench, in the distance a communal shower, and a row of rainbow-colored full-sized lockers.* On the far Stage Left to the far stage right, the colors are Pink, White, Blue, Orange, Red, Brown, Green, Black, Yellow, and Purple.* Spray painted with paint runs and drips across the lockers is the title of the show "You Still Can't Do That On Television". As usual, the girls in this scene are hidden in the lockers. As each girl says something or listens to whomever istanbul travesti talks, she or she briefly opens opens her or her locker door.
A moment passes and the Navy-blue locker opens and Becky steps out.
Becky: Hey, Emily?
Emily: Yes, Becky?
Becky: I believe Tiffany has been acting strange lately, saying crazy things no one wants hear!
Emily: What's your point? Tiffany says crazy things all the time! And no one listens, anyway.
Becky: Good point. Sorry I brought it up. Hey, Nicole?
Nicole: Yes, Becky?
Becky: Do you know anything about Tiffany's strange behavior in class? Could it really have been, well, something she ate or drank the other day?
Nicole: She could be acting strange and bizarre because of all of that makeup she wears. You know, it makes HER look like a real space alien!
Katie: They are REAL! Space aliens exist, and they visit us ALL THE TIME!
Nicole: No, those are not space aliens. Those are YOUR RELATIVES coming to visit in space ships.
Becky: But IF her relatives were from outer space, that would make Katie a space alien, too!
Katie: Ha, ha... You all joke now. But just wait: I'll show you all the truth!
Katie angrily slams her locker.
Emily: Why all the noise? What happened?
Becky: Katie said she knew about space aliens coming to visit soon.
Nicole: She must have been talking about HER next family reunion!
Emily: Stephen Spielberg would love to see that!
Katie opens her locker. she is holding a two cream pies...
Katie: That does it!
Emily, Nicole and Becky run away as we
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TO BE CONTINUED...