What a night
 

What a nightWhat can I say at this stage? I have illustrated some of the sexual scenarios that I have been through but I must relate to you the funniest one that I ever had, or ever will have. I have travelled a lot, mostly living out of a suitcase, so it was just typical for me to be renting a room close to where my latest contract was, in Manchester, England.As had happened a couple of times before I struck up a sexual relationship with the woman I was renting a room off. She was cute, early thirties and didn't put any pressure on me as she still accepted the rent. All was well until she had the misfortune to introduce me to one of her friends, her best friend as it happened. You know what happened next. Our eyes locked and I knew that she wanted me as much as I wanted her. Don't think that I am a braggart as such halkalı escort but I was in my early thirties myself then and I recognized lust when I saw it. She just oozed sex appealLothario I might have been but I did have a sense of dignity. So what did I do? A few days later I booked myself a two night stay in Madrid the following week. I wanted to have a clear head so that I would make the right choice and the best way to do that was to go somewhere where I knew nobody and could not be disturbed as I made my choice.Once in Madrid on my first night I just explored the city to find out where the best drink holes where. During the daytime the following day I explored the central park and thought more about which choice I was going to make. taksim escort The landlady, Kim, was a nice girl. Slim, 5 foot 4 with ginger hair and worked as a supervisor in the block of flats where she was renting one. Her friend Linda however had a slightly fuller body, long dark wavy hair and tits that were shouting at you to grab hold of. She also had come to bed eyes.Later that evening I set off in search of the local bars again. I found one and had a drink or three. After a while a local girl came and started a conversation with me and of course it developed into a bit more.Come going home time she agreed to come to my hotel but as we set off I realized I had drunk way too much so when I saw an alleyway I made my way down it in order to have a discreet pee against the wall. şişli escort My new female friend became even more friendly and came down to assist me. As you can imagine my cock responded the moment she took hold of it and my pee went head high. As soon as I was dry we started groping and playing tongue tennis. I was soon groping her ample tits and feeling good until the inevitable happened. I reached down and either she had the biggest clitoris I had ever felt or it was a cock. I think the two massive boils below it convinced me it was the latter.Straight away two things happened. Because of the adrenalin I sobered up in 2 milliseconds and secondly I discovered that Lynford Christie was a slowcoach. I swear I ran back to my hotel so fast that when I got there I sat on the bed and felt the soles of my shoes and they were red hot.Ever since that day I have been aware of the dangers of drinking and also that alcohol is all in the mind. How could any human being sober up so fast?In case you were wondering, when I got back to Manchester I decided to make a play for my landladies friend and a year or so later she gave birth to my one and only son, I think.